...but far too good to pass up.
From our local police log:
--5:20 PM: report of a disturbance; subject swearing in a residence, unknown if it is a domestic disturbance; no domestic; subject was setting up home gym equipment and it was not going well.
And how is your day going? :D
Customer: *on the phone and angry* “HOW DARE YOU RUN AN EMERGENCY ALERT DURING THE RED SOX GAME?! BASES LOADED!”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry for the inconvenience. We have no control over the emergency alerts.”
Customer: “CAN’T THEY DO IT AT NIGHT?! I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME! BASES ARE LOADED!”
Me: “Again, ma’am, unfortunately the emergency alert will broadcast during an emergency situation; we have no control over when that will happen.
Customer: “WELL YOU BETTER GET SOME CONTROL OVER IT!” *click*


In Bettman's NHL, therapists in the penalty box may NOT be too far off.

